Because it was too good to pass up - what I overheard when the guys above me have a party

“I wish I had a paddle.” 

“…I like this song, oh come on!”

“Let’s play beer pong!  (Impatient guy 5 seconds later…) Let’s play some pong!”

“It’s a beautiful moment, and you’re ruining it!” 

“Chug chug chug…” 

[The next time they yell for someone to chug, my roommates and I fully intend on yelling with them to freak them out.]

(someone growls)